ll Starcrafters, I have seen the ironfists your guild leaders
carry, I've seen the whooping stick your guild seniors weild,
I've seen knuckles and boots(some are steel-toed) guilds of
tyranny have laid upon this world. But now it is time for all to
unite against these harsh rulers with steel-rimmed glasses,
monsters with four eyes, fingers that can type 2 million words a
minute, despots who knows the difference between a
double-circuit, semi-conducent, AGP and DWP head cleaner and a
toothbrush. Now we, as freedom loving people, must come to a
Final Revolution. An end to all that is bad, unjust, and to all
who are too stupid to call themselves Judicator, Executor, and
still expect to live normal lives. So my fellow newbies and
guildslaves, name me the final number, the highest, the
greatest.But thats absurd! If the number of numbers is infinite,
how can there be a final number? Then how can you speak of a
final revolution? There is no final one. Revolutions are
infinite. We must fight everyday, for what we believe in, glazed
donuts not glazed doughnuts, 100% chocolate milk made out of
candy bars and goat milk not that Quik milk or Nesquik stuff.
Tell yourselves "I will be the revolution." I wake up
every morning and remember my cause for living another day.
"I will be the REVOLUTION. But only on Fridays!!!!!!!!!!!
We shall stop talking and start moving. Moving towards
influencing every facet of society, movement directed to
actualization. Such as the chance to have a 50% record at
least once. And the chance to stay in a game for 15 minutes
before getting kicked out because of your title of newbiness.
This post, which I will call the FINAL REVOLUTION, no, INFINITE
REVOLUTION post, will be destined to become a monolithic
testament to the cause and to peoples of free spirit at all
corners of the earth. It can only be imagined how many men died
in the creation of this post (women and children nonwithstanding).
The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the
other bastard die for his.
Patton
So make do and make them suffer, at least for one game.
Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent
revolution inevitable.
JFK
A new game, a new world, a new society.
INFINITE REVOLUTION